public class Nathan {

public static void main String[] args{

private int time;
private String response;

if (Nathan.joins(Discord.exe/Doge Days)
then response = "Sup."

if (Nathan.response.equals("Sup.") AND last.response < 5 hours)
then response = "How's it going?"

if (Nathan.surpriseFactor > 0.5)
{
response = "Oh ♥♥♥♥!!"
}

if (Nathan.surpriseFactor <= 0.5)
{
response = "I don't know about that."
}

if (Nathan.hearsSpeech = true)
{
response = wittyComeback.random;
}

public wittyComeback
{
Random rng = new Random
if rng >30
{
search (reddit.com/AskReddit/threads/new)
{
select Random
}
}
}