Recent reviews by AwesomestMaximus

How Arma is meant to be played:
1. Get discord message "Zeus Mission Tonight"
2. Log in to TS, setup mods, put tissues next to keyboard
3. Get briefed
4. Draw fancy colourful lines on map
5. Get in vehicle and drive to AO
6. "CONTACT!!!"
7. *gun noises* "MEDIC!!!!!!!" *boom* *more gun noises*
8. respawn *while Zeus is face palming*
9. "ok guys this time we do it properly
10. repeat steps 5 - 9
11. cry
12. Download more mods
13. go to sleep
14. repeat steps 1 - 12

"SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA! BONG!! ...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FACE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?!" -Face McShooty

I saw this "game" on steam one day, and was like "meh it's for free let me try it".

A week later.....

*while printing ~300 pages of manuals and charts*
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: The closest thing to an airforce pilot I can do