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After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.

I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.

When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay.

Don't trust this guy.

For real, THE F**K IS A KAMI?!
It means God. Now bow.

DODGE!

NAAAAAAAAAAIL!
I'm sorry, that's a new one. Who are you exactly?

Daddy I don't want to be on Namek anymore.

But Vegeta, tricks are for kids.

Like a soon to be broken man said: you're either perfect, or you're not me.

How do all these squares make a circle? I just, I don't...no, it's fine, it doesn't bother me, it doesn't bother me, it bothers me, it bothers me a lot, AND THAT ONE'S STILL GREEN!!!

GODDA***T NAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

F**k power levels! F**k super Saiyans! And f**k you! KI-KO-HO!!!!

No, see, when my girlfriend left me, she took all my money. When your girlfriend left you, she took all her money.

Oh you think you're being CUTE!?
B**ch, I'm adorable!

What is God, to a non believer!

YOU NAMEKIAN. TOO STRONG. EXPLAIN.
Picollo fused with Kami.
The f**k is a Kami?
Basically god
BUT IM STILL HERE!
Do you really believe your own hype that much?
I AM THE HYPE

OH MY GOD, HE'S GODDA*N. COOL!

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