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Get in there you big furry oaf! I don't care what
you smell!
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We promise according to our hopes, and perform according to our fears.
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Er, Tom, I hate to be the one to point this out, but your fix list
is starting to resemble a feature list. You must be human or something.
-- Larry Wall in <199801081824.KAA29602@wall.org>
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In the future, you're going to get computers as prizes in breakfast cereals.
You'll throw them out because your house will be littered with them.
-- Robert Lucky
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Q: What is purple and conquered the world?
A: Alexander the Grape.
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"... all the good computer designs are bootlegged; the formally planned
products, if they are built at all, are dogs!"
-- David E. Lundstrom, "A Few Good Men From Univac",
MIT Press, 1987
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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".
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