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There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
-- Henry Kissinger
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<Overfiend> Don't come crying to me about your "30 minute compiles"!! I
have to build X uphill both ways! In the snow! With bare
feet! And we didn't have compilers! We had to translate the
C code to mnemonics OURSELVES!
<Overfiend> And I was 18 before we even had assemblers!
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Mulder: How did this happen?
Scully: Birds and the bees and the monkey babies Mulder.
Mulder: Birds do it, bees do it, even educated MDs do it...
Mulder: (to woman who had tailed baby) When you were admitted
you said that the baby's father was from another
planet. What did you mean by that exactly?
Amanda: You know, that he's not from this planet.... His name
is Luke Skywalker; he's what's known as a Jedi knight.
Scully: Did he have a light saber?
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