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ㅤ* A tortoise goes to the police station to report being mugged by three snails. "What happened?" says the policeman.
"I don't know", says the tortoise. "It was all so quick."
ㅤ* George Washington said “We would have a black president when pigs fly!”... well, swine flu.
ㅤ* Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into a lot of walls.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL!