Progres Pencapaian POSTAL 2 solidtrelo

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Didapatkan pada 2 Nov 2023 @ 3:15pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Didapatkan pada 2 Nov 2023 @ 8:04am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Didapatkan pada 15 Jan 2024 @ 6:21am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Didapatkan pada 3 Nov 2023 @ 6:14am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Didapatkan pada 2 Nov 2023 @ 7:36am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Didapatkan pada 3 Nov 2023 @ 2:51am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Didapatkan pada 3 Nov 2023 @ 6:53am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Didapatkan pada 17 Jan 2024 @ 2:53am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Didapatkan pada 17 Jan 2024 @ 6:27am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Didapatkan pada 17 Jan 2024 @ 11:35am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Didapatkan pada 25 Jan 2024 @ 8:42am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Didapatkan pada 16 Jan 2024 @ 6:00am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Didapatkan pada 3 Sep 2024 @ 2:49am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Didapatkan pada 16 Jan 2024 @ 12:41pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Didapatkan pada 16 Jan 2024 @ 10:34am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Didapatkan pada 3 Nov 2023 @ 6:41am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Didapatkan pada 17 Jan 2024 @ 2:30am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Didapatkan pada 3 Sep 2024 @ 3:04am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Didapatkan pada 2 Nov 2023 @ 6:15am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Didapatkan pada 8 Des 2023 @ 6:42am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Didapatkan pada 15 Jan 2024 @ 2:01pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Didapatkan pada 16 Jan 2024 @ 12:56pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Didapatkan pada 17 Jan 2024 @ 6:21am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Didapatkan pada 17 Jan 2024 @ 11:41am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Didapatkan pada 2 Nov 2023 @ 9:01am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Didapatkan pada 16 Jan 2024 @ 10:35am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Didapatkan pada 17 Jan 2024 @ 2:33am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Didapatkan pada 2 Nov 2023 @ 8:10am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Didapatkan pada 29 Jan 2024 @ 2:17am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Didapatkan pada 17 Jan 2024 @ 10:27am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Didapatkan pada 2 Nov 2023 @ 3:28pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Didapatkan pada 2 Nov 2023 @ 6:22am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 2 Nov 2023 @ 7:55am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Didapatkan pada 2 Nov 2023 @ 6:15am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Didapatkan pada 17 Jan 2024 @ 11:39am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Didapatkan pada 3 Nov 2023 @ 6:44am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 1 Sep 2024 @ 8:02am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Didapatkan pada 8 Des 2023 @ 6:37am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Didapatkan pada 15 Jan 2024 @ 2:01pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Didapatkan pada 15 Jan 2024 @ 6:02am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2024 @ 11:15am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2024 @ 3:46am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Didapatkan pada 25 Jan 2024 @ 8:42am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Didapatkan pada 29 Jan 2024 @ 1:59am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Didapatkan pada 29 Jan 2024 @ 2:59am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Didapatkan pada 30 Jan 2024 @ 1:39am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Didapatkan pada 29 Jan 2024 @ 10:47am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Didapatkan pada 2 Nov 2023 @ 3:20pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

5 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

5 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

15 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

1 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

15 / 30