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ㅤ* A neutron walks into a pub. "I'd like a beer", he says. The landlord promptly serves him a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the landlord, "No charge."
ㅤ* A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
ㅤ* Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!