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André Monteiro   Viseu, Portugal
 
 
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Lewd Marleigh 💂🏻‍♀ 25 Aug, 2018 @ 5:52am 
Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A neutron walks into a pub. "I'd like a beer", he says. The landlord promptly serves him a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the landlord, "No charge."
ㅤ* A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
ㅤ* Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!
无情爆头机器 25 Feb, 2018 @ 11:33am 
Trade Your CS:GO Cases For Keys! 4 Cases = 1 key! {LINK REMOVED}
➼⚡卡羅卡💔♛ 17 Feb, 2018 @ 9:04am 
Trade Your CS:GO Cases For Keys! 4 Cases = 1 Key! {LINK REMOVED}