Do you love MILFS but are you too much of a ♥♥♥♥♥ lo get laid! Well have I got good news for you, I've got tips that will help you find milfs in the wild and get your nuts wet!

1. First of all, you should stop being a lonely ♥♥♥♥♥ and go out to bars. Milfs tend to hang out at high end bars so check those out. (If you can't even go out and hold a normal conversation then your ♥♥♥♥♥♥).

2. If bars don't workout for you then you can always check online. Don't be the idiot that just clicks on the ads saying that horny milfs are in your neighbour hood.Do some research. if your to lazy to do that, i don't blame you. I've done the work for you. Check these two websites out.
--> Cougar Life
--> Adult FriendFinder

3. Now you're probably thinking: "Great so now I know where to look but how to I actually get my nuts wet?" Well my lonely friend that's impossible. What can I say I can't make miracles happen! Your gonna be lonely for the rest of your life cuz God decided to make you an unsocial sack of turds.