ATTENTION EXTREMELY LOYAL MIDGET HUB VISITOR! We've been turning your camera on and recording you while you watch and beat that poor little thing like it owes you money. We are sending the footage and your entire viewing history to all your friends and family on STEAM AND FACEBOOK. (good luck explaining some of those choices.)

Greeting Walker, this is your Mother. I heard earlier that you "maybe" 420 blaze it. I am very concerned. I dont like that Leonardo boy and I dont think you should hang out with him anymore. I hope the rest of you concerned mothers on steam will copy paste this so my son will see..

ఈ వ్యక్తి నా 600 పౌండ్ల జీవితాన్ని టీవీ షోలో ఉన్నాడు. అతనికి అస్పర్జర్స్ ఉన్నాయి. అతని ఆటిజం ఆల్ టైమ్ హైలో ఉంది

I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.

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