Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A man strolls into a lingerie shop and asks the assistant:
"Do you have a see-through negligee, size 46-48-52?"
The assistant looks bewildered. "What the heck would you want to see through that for?"!
ㅤ* War does not determine who is right only who is left.
ㅤ* The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!