Кот's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2016 @ 10:34am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2016 @ 2:53am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 12:17pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 12:34pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2016 @ 6:15am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2016 @ 1:40pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2016 @ 11:20am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 3:18am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 9:41am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2016 @ 12:00am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2016 @ 10:41pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 10:05pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 1:52am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2016 @ 12:44pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2016 @ 10:03am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2016 @ 5:53am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2016 @ 1:05pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 1:54am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 1:59am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 12:04pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 12:17pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2016 @ 10:20am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2016 @ 5:30am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 9:10am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 11:38am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2016 @ 5:30am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2016 @ 3:13am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 11:11am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 10:03pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2016 @ 1:51am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2016 @ 5:31am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2016 @ 11:17am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 2:24am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2016 @ 9:14am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2016 @ 12:02am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2016 @ 10:24am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2016 @ 2:23am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2016 @ 8:44am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2016 @ 2:46am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2016 @ 9:51am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2016 @ 10:12am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2016 @ 3:29am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2016 @ 6:16am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2016 @ 8:43am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 2:59am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

3 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

4 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

2 / 3

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

4 / 30

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

25 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

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I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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