Welcome to the great cosmic circus!!

. Become a glorified monkey!
. Uphold the curse and blessing of self awareness!
. Navigate through an RNG life on a giant rock flying through an infinite void!
. Mate with other monkeys!
. Live for 100 years!

(disclaimer!!)
Our invitations are chosen at random and we cannot guarantee the success of your unique experience, your starting difficulty, or your glorified monkey suit. This experience is sole based on RNG. We are also not responsible for your pain, suffering, ill health or death.

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Good luck cosmic adventurer!
(-no refunds)