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Is it immoral to masterbate to Donald trump I know on the surface it seems kind of gay, but I'm not doing it because I'm physically attracted to him, I beat it over his based energy and presence, it's quite hard to explain

I want him to put Lego walls up my butthole

God saw me puke ♥♥♥

So I visited this guy in a halfway house late one night.
I gave him a sloppy, mind-blowing blowjob and swallowed the most putrid ♥♥♥ I've ever tasted in my life. I mean, it tasted like straight gasoline and chemicals. I swallowed it on an empty stomach, and it left a filmy layer on my tongue.

So, I'm driving home and my stomach starts churning, my mouth gets watery, It's really threatening to come up. I knew this road and the only place to pull in for miles was Grace Covenant Church.

There I am, face sweating, body shaking, yacking up globs of the most vial seminal fluid I've ever encountered.

Wiped my mouth, hopped back in my car, and drove home. I said a little apology prayer to God.

I also screwed his two brothers. Separate occasions.

13.) Situate Pickle Rick between two cushions then get a running start and launch my bare gaping ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at him.

14.) Make Pickle Rick watch me masturbate. Bonus points if he makes me cry during.

15.) See if I can stuff Pickle Rick full of ♥♥♥ like a jelly-filled donut.

16.) Experiment to see which body fluids Pickle Rick can float in. Beat off to results.

17.) Make Pickle Rick spit into my urethra.

18.) Rubber band Pickle Rick to my erection, vastly increasing the girth (and length).

19.) Ball dragging.

20.) Best of all, feedback from the man himself, Pickle Rick.

That’s all I have time for today, but I’m sure you guys can come up with a ton more ways to ♥♥♥♥ Pickle Rick! Come back tomorrow and checkout my Noob Noob domination fantasy!

6.) Luckily, Pickle Rick has little Pickle Rick teeth. Obviously I would pluck them out, one at a time, and swallow them. I would then get Pickle Rick nestled real deep inside me and wait for the tooth to pass through my digestive system. If properly performed, Pickle Rick would be able to ingest his own tooth before I pass it.

7.) After copious anal play, I can wash off Pickle Rick by slamming him against the back of my throat repeatedly. It goes without saying that he would be ass-end first so I can maintain eye contact.

8.) I can slap around my ♥♥♥♥ with Pickle Rick, using him as a makeshift club.

9.) Compare ♥♥♥♥ to Pickle Rick and feel emasculated.

10.) Convince Mom to film me doing Pickle Rick anal blowouts.

11.) Form a perfect circle (not considering the scoliosis) with one end of Pickle Rick in my ass and the other end in my mouth.

12.) Have Pickle Rick continuously scream into the void of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.