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- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor C ock 9 $12.99
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- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
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After a good game in CSGO, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We started chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a CSGO LAN Party.
When he arrived, He came close to me and said "I want your mouse". I thought he forgot to bring his mouse so I gave him a mouse. But he said "not this mouse". And he started to stare at me. And all of a sudden he grabbed my d*ck and he said "this mouse". I slapped him and kicked him out of my house.
Don't trust this gay.

-rep starts masturbating during match and asks for timeout. Good thing that he just takes 58 seconds

Hard to swallow pills, Golden State Warriors are dead... AHAHAHAHAHA

Hard to swallow Pills. Joel- GN3, Pajama- GN2

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