i was pounding this absolute babe from work after an office party and when i was close she came out with "mmmm yeah fill me up baby blow deep inside me" and i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lost it man. came absolute buckets.

After a good game in val, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great games and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a valorant lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

this foo is a D1 GLAZER

mate?

my boy

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