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💎 * 🎈 * 🥗 * 👳 * 🚕 * 🎍 * 💗 * 🕺 * 🎄 * 💙 * ⚡ * 🏓 * 🔋 * 🍧 * 🥞 * 🏀
ㅤ* Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, you might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
ㅤ* The farther away the future is, the better it looks.
ㅤ* The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
📕 * ⛳ * 🌽 * 👾 * 🐠 * 🎁 * 🥒 * 🍇 * 👑 * 🌏 * 📗 * 🍖 * 🎽 * 🌋 * 🐝 * 🌳
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL!
Zauważyliśmy, że nie logowałeś się na nasz serwis od 2 tygodni, sprawdzamy tylko czy wszystko w porządku z naszym ulubionym użytkownikiem. Od czasu Twojej ostatniej wizyty ulepszyliśmy sekcję "Geje" z wieloma nowymi filmami, które na pewno się Tobie spodobają. Do zobaczenia wkrótce.