Playtime past 2 weeks:
0h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
15 of 34 (44%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

There's a bug in the soup

Finish chapter 1.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 12:43am

Roshambo Addict

Become the world's worst
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 2:02am

Administrator

Get past the computer security and gain the incredible power... to tell time.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 12:37am

Have you no shame?

Find the naughty pictures.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 12:35am

Private Detective

Go through the trash.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 12:32am

Conspiracy theorist

Read all the messages that reveal the real truth!
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 2:13am

A soundly led quest

Finish chapter 2.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 11:26pm

This is not a Beat'em up

Beat up an innocent bystander.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 1:09am

Spam

Harass Sherlock Holmes over the Telettrophone.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 11:14pm

Princess saver

Finish chapter 3.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 11:51pm

Honey, I blew up the Hero

In the house, turn the Hero into a giant without using the monocle.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 11:29pm

Raiders of the lost game

"Snakes...Why did it have to be snakes?"
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 11:40pm

Serial Clicker

Click, click, click. More clicks. Even more clicks!
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:07am

To infinity and beyond!

Make some 600 lb armor fly.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 12:09am

It's a trap!

Blindly follow the arrows.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 1:54am



Wrong Dimension

Call "you know who" on the Telettrophone.

Blue moon

Get a blue moon... or almost.

Life sentence

Voluntarily drown the Hero.

Random luck!

In the dimensional temple, find the combination without reading the runes.

The end of the ordeal

Finish chapter 4.

Follow the guide!

Find the squirrel hiding in the Verdant Landscape.

One Punch Man

Get rid of a super bad guy with a single hit.

It's not over yet

Finish chapter 5.

A friend of the animals... or not.

Demonstrate your love for animals using a bucket and some water.

Serge Karamasov

Jump over a chair.

Carmack junior

Enter GiGi's code without making a single mistake.

Headshot

Smash a skull in this happy, family-friendly game.

Home at last

Finish chapter 6.

Who you gonna call?

Use a cell phone to call someone with magical powers.

Better than Mr. Radar

You've got to be a Spaceballs fan to find the solution.

Skeet shoot

Destroy all the validation signs.

Outside the box

Find the key to the underwater door.

I want to PLAY!!

Make the wrong decision and risk the complete annihilation of the intergalactic universe.

Future of the planet, and all that...

Make the right decision and go back to bed.