One fateful night, after a few too many beers, Drew stumbled into the bathroom, blissfully unaware that his life was about to take a turn for the bizarre. As he unzipped and aimed, he was shocked to discover that he had not one, but two pee holes! In a moment of panic and confusion, he felt like a malfunctioning garden hose, spraying everywhere like a broken sprinkler system. “What the hell?!” he shouted, trying to regain control as he accidentally painted the bathroom wall with an artistic display of his newfound talent. His buddy, hearing the commotion, barged in and burst into laughter. “Dude, you’ve just unlocked the ‘double feature’! Who knew you were packing extra?” Drew could only laugh at the absurdity of it all, realizing that he might just be the only guy who could claim a “two-for-one” special at the urinal—talk about peeing in style!

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