booty so fat, got me like uhhhhhHH

you may not stink but you definitely smell!!!

WHO'S WONKING THEY WILLY RN???

My Dad works at Microsoft, I can easily get ur account banned. Say bye bye to your Xbox buddy.

love the spirit bud! please respond to the mail we sent out to you. your cow has been convicted of murder, man slaughter, harassment and bullying, battery, robbery, and arson. we expect an email back by july 13th 2023 at 2:34pm. This is your FINAL warning.

hey long time no see! i remember when you were a wee lad HAHAHAHAH! How you doin bud? Miss ya and ur mom lots! Is your mother still dating that white male name dave? ok. dont tell me i get it. its not my business.

I was wondering if i could borrow some sugar? how much well i need 47 quarts. Im making mini cupcakes for all of Utah.

♥♥♥♥ cute boobies are canon