Green's Law of Debate:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
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Real programmers disdain structured programming. Structured programming is
for compulsive neurotics who were prematurely toilet- trained. They wear
neckties and carefully line up pencils on otherwise clear desks.
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"What if" is a trademark of Hewlett Packard, so stop using it in your
sentences without permission, or risk being sued.
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"I never told anybody this, but a thousand years ago I used to look up at
the moon and dream about being an astronaut. I just
didn't have the grades, or the physical endurance, plus I threw up a lot,
and nobody liked spending a week with me." -Fry
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Ingrate, n.:
A man who bites the hand that feeds him, and then complains of
indigestion.
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There is no choice before us. Either we must Succeed in providing the
rational coordination of impulses and guts, or for centuries