he promised me candy little did i know his diddy stick was just coated in sugar and baby oil

i rape people like you

Dieser Italiener denkt, ich schicke ihn nicht ins Gefängnis

i thought i knew him but when we called for the first time he turned on his camera. he was in a full fur suit, i couldnt believe it. anywho it turns out it was an over poplated species of animal and now im hunting him down for game.

📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
📁USB (D:)
└✅Porn20GB
└✅Hentai103GB
└✅FreeGayPorn7192TB

After a good game in CoD, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a CoD lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard wiener push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy