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⣸⠟⠋⠁ ⠈⠙⠻⣇ ⣀
⡾⠁⢰⣿⡆ ⣀ ⢰⣿⡆⠈⢧⢰⠛⡇
⣸⢷⠶⠒⠉ ⠒⠭⠒ ⠉⠒⢶⠾⣏⡼⠃
⣿⠶⣤⣀⣀ ⣀⣀⣤⠶⡟⠁
⢸ ⠈⠉⠉⠙⠛⠛⠉⠉⠁ ⣏⣉⡙⣆
⠘⡆ ⢸⠃ ⢹⢸
⣇ ⢸⢀⡴⢣⠇
⢸ ⣸⠭⠔⠁
⠸⣆⣀ ⣀⣰⠇
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EXTREME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SPOILERS \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
i just can't stand my 13 feet long horse ♥♥♥♥ sometimes. whenever i see a hot dude, such as moniqqa my schlong goes from a flaccid, minuscule, .000000001 nanometer penis to a rock-hard, enormous, 13 foot long schlong. it is the most annoying thing in the world and everyone notices. i would kill myself over it, but men with gargantuan horse ♥♥♥♥♥ like me are known to have erections after death, so even death is not enough to solve my problem.
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