He once whispered in my ear that he likes being treated like a filthy animal, and then proceeded to nimble on my ear and slap my butt... he is dangerous....

update: apparently he used the mixture as what he apparently calls a "cumlixur"; a sort of palate cleanser between cvm soaking sessions. yep, you read right, he soaks his toes in cvm constantly, like he even does a foot cvm mask and then puts on his socks and goes to class like that. i heard this all from his brother, who secretly messaged me on discord to warn me. gonna keep him as a friend for a bit longer to gain intel

can confirm pretty weird fellas

be warned, I was playing vrchat with this guy last week when suddenly I heard a strange, wet sound coming from his mic. I asked him "what's that sound?" and he said "what do you mean? I don't hear anything", but the sounds proceeded as I saw his nameplate light up. suddenly the noises became louder. I couldn't help but feel disgusted. "are you zerking off??", I asked. "n-no! w-why would I do that??", he stuttered. I scoffed, "just admit it, you filthy animal." "...fine," he admitted, "the sounds are coming from me, but i'm not zerking off. it's much worse...i'm stomping my feet in a large bowl of grapes, shaving cream, macaroni, and lard." "that's ridiculous, don't lie to me," I replied. "no, really, look," he insisted before sending me a video on discord. sure enough, that's exactly what he was doing. while absolutely unhinged of him, it's also not super egregious, so i havent removed him as a friend. but just know before adding him, there is a high chance this will happen to you too

+rep sheeeeeeeshhhh

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