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Земля асфальтом, сынок ебанный!
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ㅤ* As Sid sat down to a big plate of chips and gravy down the local pub, a mate of his came over and said, "Here Sid, me old pal. I thought you were trying to get into shape? And here you are with a high-fat meal and a pint of stout!"
Sid looked up and replied, "I am getting into shape. The shape I've chosen is a sphere."
ㅤ* So I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?" I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
ㅤ* If you’re going to ride my ass at least pull my hair and make me scream!
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL!
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