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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 10 May, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 10 May, 2021 @ 7:50am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2021 @ 10:44am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 17 May, 2021 @ 3:33am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 16 May, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2021 @ 8:55am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 7 May, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 6:25am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2021 @ 12:29pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2021 @ 8:31am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2021 @ 11:08am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 10 May, 2021 @ 12:13pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2021 @ 4:29am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2021 @ 5:37am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2021 @ 1:55pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2021 @ 7:01am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2021 @ 9:09am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 8:24am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2021 @ 1:31pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2021 @ 1:17am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 13 May, 2021 @ 3:51am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 16 May, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 7:12am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 8:42am

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 6:35am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 5:22am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 10:50am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 8:14am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2021 @ 7:46am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 17 May, 2021 @ 4:52am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 17 May, 2021 @ 4:29am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 16 May, 2021 @ 12:32pm



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!