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0.9 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
It's like trying to make a ham sandwich while on fire, getting punched in the nuts, writing a paper on why the moon isn't real, kick flipping over Saudi Arabia, all the while having your hands being backwards.
Posted 13 September, 2022.
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7.4 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
Keep your hoes in check
I got this girl and she wants me to duke her
I told her I'd come scoop her around eight, she said (super)
That sounds great, shorty girl's a trooper
No matter what I need her to do, she be like (Super)
Own his own throne, the boss like King Koopa
On the microphone he flossed the ring (super)
Average emcees is like a TV blooper
MF DOOM, he's like D.B. Cooper
Out with the moolah, I let her get a outfit
Just to cool her off she said ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ain't about ♥♥♥♥
I wonder if she meant it, I doubt it
The way it be in her mouth, she can't live witout it
And can't live with this, handle your business
Villain'll stay on a scandalous ho's ♥♥♥♥ list
One pack of cookies please, Mr. Hooper
It's fun smackin rookies, he is the (super)
Look like a black wookie when he let his beard grow
Weirdo, brown skin'ded always kept his hair low
Rumor has it it's a S-curl accident
DOOM was always known to keep the best girls' backs bent
Some say it's the eyes, some say the accent
A lotta guys wonder where they stacks went
I call her thunder thighs, with the fatty swolla
Only mess with high rollers, do what daddy told her
No matter the city she with me to do the thang-thang
Work in the coochie, hooptie chitty chitty bang bang
Same name on the titty as on the name ring
Pretty like Baby D off all in the same gang
Keep my eye on her, really don't trust her
But I treat her like a daughter, taught her how to bust a nut
And the heat to turn beef to horsemeat chalupa
Teach her how to hold it, of course he is the (Super)
See most cats treat her like foofer
Or beat her to a stupor, take it from the (super)
You need to make her feel cuter
And lay down the G like Luther, everythin'll be (Super)
Do for her, keep her in a new fur
So she look sweet when she go to meet the (Super)
Got the buddha get the Grenadiers, twist it
Put it in the air, come here, kiss it
Listen here scooter, let her try to bag you
When she's on the rag never let her fry the Ragu
Which will have you under some type of spell crying dag boo
Her name on your back in a tattoo
Whether a bourgie broad, nerd hoe, street chick
Don't call her Wifey if you met her at the Freaknick
You don't want her don't waste her time, I'll dupe her
And be a father to your child like the (Super)
He keep his hoes in check
Sends 'em out to get glows from off frozen necks
Tell 'em take his clothes, leave him posing naked for real
Better yet, get him for the check off the record deal
Find out where he keep the Tek and the blue steel
Make sure for extra wreck let him know how you feel
And while he's runnin down to all star weekend to ball
I'm coming with the U-Haul (Super)
(Super)
(Super)
Posted 2 August, 2022.
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10.5 hrs on record (7.8 hrs at review time)
Bugner, BBQ Bunger, Bunger Royale. weenie goin stupid mode
Posted 4 July, 2022.
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13.4 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
yeah
Posted 13 March, 2022.
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13.6 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Rattlesnake
Rattlesnake
Rattlesnake
Rattles me
Rattlesnake
Rattlesnake
Rattlesnake
Rattles me
Rattlesnake
Rattlesnake
Rattlesnake
Rattles me
Rattlesnake
Rattlesnake
Rattlesnake
Rattles me
Isolation
Trepidation
Don't fear nothing
Snake is bluffing
Whips his tail
Send you running
Rattlesnake
Rattlesnake
Rattlesnake
Rattles me
Rattlesnake
Rattlesnake
Rattlesnake
Rattles me
Rattlesnake
Rattlesnake
Rattlesnake
Rattles me
Rattlesnake
Rattlesnake
Rattlesnake
Rattles me
Vegetation
Aggravation
Running, hiding [?]
Snake is smiling
Whips his tail
Leaves you writhing
Rattlesnake
Rattlesnake
Rattlesnake
Rattles me
Rattlesnake
Rattlesnake
Rattlesnake
Rattles me
Rattlesnake
Rattlesnake
Rattlesnake
Rattles me
Rattlesnake
Rattlesnake
Rattlesnake
Rattles me
Rattle, rattle rattle
Rattle, rattle rattle
Rattle, rattle rattle
Hibernation
Altercation
Don't get angry
Snake is cranky
Whips his tail
In a frenzy
Rattlesnake
Rattlesnake
Rattlesnake
Rattles me
Rattlesnake
Rattlesnake
Rattlesnake
Rattles me
Rattlesnake
Rattlesnake
Rattlesnake
Rattles me
Rattlesnake
Rattlesnake
Rattlesnake
Rattles me
Rattle, rattle, rattle
Rattle, rattle, rattle
Rattle, rattle, rattle
I'm the serpent
Devil's servant
Time to meet your end
Fangs are ready for the strike
Deadly razor sharp
Poison with a single spike
When they rip apart
Screaming like a maniac
After my attack
Crying like a baby child
In exile [?]
Sweat drips out of every pore as
I bite you more and more and more and
Take one last look at your captor
And hear my tail rattling 'til you're dead
Rattling 'til you're dead
Rattle, rattle rattle
Rattle, rattle, rattle
I'm the serpent
Devil's servant
Time your meet your end
Fangs are ready for the strike
Deadly razor sharp
Poison with a single spike
When they rip apart
Screaming like a maniac
After my attack
Crying like a baby child
In exile [?]
Sweat drips out of every pore as
I bite you more and more and more and
Take one last look at your captor
And hear my tail rattling 'til you're dead
Rattling 'til you're dead
Rattle, rattle, rattle
Rattle, rattle, rattle
Rattle, rattle, rattle
Isolation
Trepidation
Don't fear nothing
Snake is bluffing
Whips his tail
Sends you running
Rattlesnake
Rattlesnake
Rattlesnake
Posted 27 February, 2022. Last edited 21 August, 2022.
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30.9 hrs on record (28.9 hrs at review time)
Shoovel
Posted 14 November, 2021.
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2,574.2 hrs on record (2,416.4 hrs at review time)
Eh it's alright
Posted 4 November, 2021.
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50.4 hrs on record (23.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥







from fear
Posted 1 October, 2021. Last edited 3 October, 2021.
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15.6 hrs on record (7.9 hrs at review time)
spiff
Posted 27 August, 2021. Last edited 16 October, 2021.
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