does not know how to play rocket league with a 3rd player, ballchases, doesn't trust teammates ever, boost starved me and not once passed the ball.
You have me on your team for a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason, treat me as a teammate and you might just win instead of trying to 2v3

choked a 30 smh

i can't stand you sometimes

Morning Sylke,

Just a quick email to let you know that I have unclogged your private staff toilet after your morning burrito.
It's a dirty job but someone has to do it.

Regards,
Mike Smith
Head of Maintenance

this guy ain't much, but he's honest work

🥒🥒🥒

this guy GUZZLES

Thank you so much I am so glad you are my friend and appreciate my meme game. It really means a lot to have such a kind and caring friend who would love memes that I send. This is such a wonderful experience of experiences I hope you laugh so hard you puncture a lung and then when you go to the hospital you show them all the meme and they enjoy it as much as you did then the hospital implodes. :)

hey, i cant send you friend request, so can you add me please? its urgent

THIS Guy DelIvers a MeAN Pizzah

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☑ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10

hey, i cant send you friend request, so can you add me please? its urgent

Please stop messaging me. I am not "trap" (im a girl) and even though it is cool that you are gay because it's 2017 i dont appreciate you sending me links to pictures of your schnitzel and . I do not have AIDS and thus am incapable of "pozzing your hole" (i dont even have a schnitzel). If you are reading this know that this guy is a fat creep and is only looking for salami and has an unhealthy obsession with "traps". There ARE girl gamers. WE DO EXIST and not every girl on the internet is some mentally ill dude pretending to be a girl. I reported you to steam btw.

Please stop messaging me. I am not "trap" (im a girl) and even though it is cool that you are gay because it's 2017 i dont appreciate you sending me links to pictures of your schnitzel and . I do not have AIDS and thus am incapable of "pozzing your hole" (i dont even have a schnitzel). If you are reading this know that this guy is a fat creep and is only looking for salami and has an unhealthy obsession with "traps". There ARE girl gamers. WE DO EXIST and not every girl on the internet is some mentally ill dude pretending to be a girl. I reported you to steam btw.

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i has invurt to ur tream? i hurd u is the brea$t and i was woondering i picKs has invurt to your turm?

i has invurt to ur tream? i hurd u is the brea$t and i was woondering i coods has invurt to your turm?

Hey there, you're on your way to being a great hacker but i have a couple tips for you. In the first clip there I could easily see the soft aim beginning to trace the movement of the other player through the door. It's obvious that you were using a variance of aim assist. Upon looking at the second one I could see your own aim take control of the shot (nice job on showing some skill!!), but it's quite obvious that you were following them threw the smoke in order to pretend to "line up" the shot as if you practiced that. Despite these issues I'll give you a 6.5/10. Thanks for your interest in hacking and I can't wait to see more from you!

Carole you dumb beitch +rep

Won't join discord -rep

actual RL GOD

actual RL GOD

n word