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Main's Law:
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
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Chris: I haven't been this confused since the ending of "No Way Out". [Flashback to Chris & Brian coming out of a theater that's showing "No Way Out"]
Chris: How does Kevin Costner keep getting work?
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"He's a man of few words, and he doesn't know what either of them mean,"
people said, but not when he was within hearing.
(The Carpet People)
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[during a romantic dinner]
Lois: [seductively] You know, I'm not wearing any panties.
Stewie: Don't worry. We can always throw that chair out.
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"Interesting survey in the current Journal of Abnormal Psychology: New York
City has a higher percentage of people you shouldn't make any sudden moves
around than any other city in the world."
-- David Letterman
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