чипиздрик's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2018 @ 2:27am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2018 @ 8:55am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2018 @ 1:30am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2018 @ 1:19am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2018 @ 2:45am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2018 @ 5:27am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2018 @ 4:07am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2018 @ 5:46am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2018 @ 7:00am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2018 @ 9:39am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 9:59am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2018 @ 8:44am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2018 @ 7:03am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 10:48am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2018 @ 4:03am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 9:47am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2018 @ 4:01am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2018 @ 5:24am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2018 @ 1:16am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2018 @ 2:05am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2018 @ 2:36am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2018 @ 5:05am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2018 @ 6:54am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2018 @ 4:10am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2018 @ 7:53am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2018 @ 9:40am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 3:45am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 9:29am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 4:13am

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 2:35am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 8:41am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 8:18am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 1:07pm

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

10 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

11 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

7 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

11 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

16 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

0 / 3

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

27 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

14 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

11 / 30