Welcome to Team Amanda Eaten By Bears. On July 4th 1981, Amanda Wilcox was tragically eaten by bears. I witnessed the event 1st hand and am presently scarred for life by what I saw. The purpose of creating this Steam page is to appeal to today's hip young people with their skateboards and their fidget spinners and their stupid lingo that no one really respects but we have to pretend like we do for recruiting purposes. I mean why does everything have to include lol with it? Are they really laughing uncontrollably after everything I say? That just doesn't make any sense to me. Some of the things I say are meant to be taken seriously. Can't you die from that? From laughing too hard? Well the bears aren't going to endanger themselves are they, so we need the little creatins for now. Scratch that last part from the record before you appeal to all the computer nerds of the internet. Just tell them that we appreciate everything they do and they'll be remembered as heroes at the end of the day. Stupid lingo speaking idiot heroes.

The purpose of this group is to endanger the bears before they endanger us. There are some angry ones out there. So if you have anything intelligent to say in regards to killing bears and don't feel the need to lol about it because this is serious business, put it down in the comments. This page will probably live forever and your words will be remembered long after Amanda and long after your heroism have passed. Godspeed internet.

Also, here's a link to my little buddy's gaming channel. If he gets to 1 million subscribers we'll be able to build a time machine and go back to save Amanda. Tell them that.

https://www.youtube.com/@AidenDoesGaming

He's up to 13 subscribers! Yay! The internet isn't a worthless pos.