born to late to explore the new world
born to early to explore the galaxy
born just in time to praise KEK

All glory to the oppressed ethnic Kekstani people.

The song of my people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YgZnkWtbbQ

Caleb is...
Caleb is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
Caleb is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
Caleb is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.
Caleb is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
Caleb is the guy loitering on Park Ave. that is always trying to sell you something.
Caleb is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will.

Caleb is one who first introduced you to Goatse.
Caleb is a hot incest dream that you'll try to forget for days.
Caleb is the only one of your group of friends to be secure in his sexuality and say anything.
Caleb is the guy without ED who still likes trying Viagra.
Caleb is the best friend that tags along for your first date and ♥♥♥♥-blocks throughout night. The decent girl you're trying to bag walks out on the date, Caleb laughs and takes you home when you're drunk, and you wake up to several hookers in your house who Caleb called for you.
Caleb is a friend that constantly asks you to try mutual masturbation with him.
Caleb is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to hit on the adviser.