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salesman is sniffing your crotch and baying at the moon.
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You are an insult to my intelligence! I demand that you log off immediately.
😫
Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Don't overdo it.
-- Lao Tsu
😚
America works less, when you say "Union Yes!"
😲
We don't understand the software, and sometimes we don't understand the
hardware, but we can *___see* the blinking lights!
😭
Be valiant, but not too venturous.
Let thy attire be comely, but not costly.
-- John Lyly
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Hug me now, you mad, impetuous fool!!
Oh wait...
I'm a computer, and you're a person. It would never work out.
Never mind.
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Seen on a button at an SF Convention:
Veteran of the Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force. 1990-1951.
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Mal: "What was that?"
🙂
Nice profile