1 bulls, 3 cows.
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Some rise by sin and some by virtue fall.
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Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this: that you are dreadfully like
other people.
-- James Russell Lowell, "My Study Windows"
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It's OKAY -- I'm an INTELLECTUAL, too.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Fourty seven times.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
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Wash: "Don't fall asleep now. Sleepiness is weakness of character. Ask
anyone! You're acting captain. Know what happens you fall asleep now?"

Zoe: "Jayne slits my throat and takes over."

Wash: "That's right."

Zoe: "And we can't stop it."

Wash: "Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice
poem at the funeral. Something with imagery."

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