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No. Achy-Breaky Pelvis? No. Oh, I'm never going to be disabled.
I'm sick of being so healthy! Hey wait -- Hyper-Obesity. If you
weigh more than 300 pounds, you qualify as disabled.
-- Homer Simpson
King-Size Homer
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What's known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn't use its full name, which happens to be "Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division".
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QOTD:
All I want is more than my fair share.
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Your mother seems really upset. I better go have a talk with
her -- during the commercial.
-- Homer Simpson
Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)ocious
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Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.
-- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit"
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Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
-- Mark Twain
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