Its true! It is a fact that crayfishs are actually chicken leg and they launch coolly all the time!

Could a cow grease a mild-mannered blushing soft green village in that buffalo?

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity.

What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.

It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children.

Hey! I just wanted to extend a warm welcome to the neighbourhood. Here, I baked you this cake
*takes the cake*
You're welcome young man. I hope you enjoy your stay.

goose

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