"Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will
fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines."
-- Bertrand Russell
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You're not Dave. Who are you?
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Idleness is the holiday of fools.
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Sally: C'mon, Ted, all I'm asking you to do is share your feelings
with me.
Ted: ALL? Do you realize what you're asking? Men aren't trained
to share. We're trained to protect ourselves by not
letting anyone too close. Good grief, if I go around
sharing everything with you, you could hang me out to dry.
Sally: It's called "trust," Ted.
Ted: "Sharing"? "Trust"? You're really asking me to sail into
uncharted waters here.
-- Sally Forth
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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
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The smallest worm will turn being trodden on.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
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"What did you do when the ship sank?"
"I grabbed a cake of soap and washed myself ashore."