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In the future, you're going to get computers as prizes in breakfast cereals.
You'll throw them out because your house will be littered with them.
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There seems no plan because it is all plan.
-- C.S. Lewis
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
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Well, I think Perl should run faster than C. :-)
-- Larry Wall in <199801200306.TAA11638@wall.org>
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Mulder: OK, it's not yet the finely detailed insanity that
you've come to expect from me, but...
Scully: From a dry skin sample, you're concluding, what? - that
he's some kind of fat-sucking vampire?
"The X-Files: 2SHY"
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