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Personal Achievements
 

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2016 @ 11:21pm

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2016 @ 11:16pm

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2016 @ 11:20pm

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 9:48pm

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2016 @ 3:13am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2016 @ 3:17am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2016 @ 3:20am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2016 @ 2:57am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2016 @ 12:32am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2016 @ 11:13pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2016 @ 3:01am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 9:51pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2016 @ 2:59am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 9:49pm

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2016 @ 1:23am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2016 @ 3:17am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2016 @ 3:34am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2016 @ 3:01am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2016 @ 12:40am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2016 @ 4:02am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2016 @ 11:36pm

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2016 @ 11:29pm

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2016 @ 4:20am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2016 @ 5:03am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2016 @ 5:26am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2016 @ 4:17am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2016 @ 11:29pm

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2016 @ 5:26am

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2016 @ 5:06am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2016 @ 5:29am

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2016 @ 5:29am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2016 @ 5:35am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2016 @ 11:39pm

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2016 @ 11:42pm

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2016 @ 10:47am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2016 @ 11:44pm

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2016 @ 4:08am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2016 @ 10:53am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2016 @ 10:50am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2016 @ 6:11am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2016 @ 11:55pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2016 @ 3:05am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2016 @ 6:15am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2016 @ 3:10am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2016 @ 10:23am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2016 @ 9:07am

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2016 @ 11:57pm

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2016 @ 9:05am

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2016 @ 4:09am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2016 @ 6:04am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2016 @ 10:29am

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2016 @ 8:40am

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2016 @ 11:10am

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2016 @ 11:40pm

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2016 @ 11:40pm

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2016 @ 4:24am

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2016 @ 4:21am

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2016 @ 7:22am

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2016 @ 9:24am

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2016 @ 8:39am

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2016 @ 8:19am

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2016 @ 2:10am

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2016 @ 8:48am



Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

BFF

Lick a friend

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.