I know 10 things about you:

1) You are reading this;
2) You are human;
3) You can't say ''P'' without separating your lips;
4) You just tried;
6) You are laughing at yourself;
7) You still have a smile on your face and you didn't even realize that 5) was missing;
8) You went back to see if there really was 5);
9) Laugh about it because everyone does it;
10) You're going to put this on your profile just to annoy someone else.