You didn’t change since last time I saw you. You should.

What is wrong with you? Have you had too many drugs in mental hospital today?

It is better to shut your mouth and make people think you are stupid than open it and remove all doubt.

Hurting you is the least thing I want to do… but it’s still in the list.

Oh, sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupted the beginning of yours?

Let me tell you. If I don’t answer you the first time, what makes you think the next 25 will work?

I am not ignoring you; I am just giving you a time to understand what you just said.

Every time I think you can’t get any dumber, you are proving me wrong.

Where is your off button?

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