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I am quirky, I am F R E S H.

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I’ve been wanting to admit this for a while now, but now I am ready and proud to say that I busted my first nut to the sprite cranberry commercial. The first time I saw it, I was only halfway through until I got the biggest boner I have ever had. I knew this was my calling. I instantly ripped my pants off and started jerking. It was amazing, so great that I forgot my whole family was with me. This didn’t matter though, it was like my ♥♥♥♥ was screaming from how hard I was. It’s just that whenever I hear the words “you want a sprite cranberry” come out of someones mouth, I get really hard and I just have to excuse myself to anywhere I can be alone. This truly is a problem for me, not only the fact that I have been jerking off so much, but the fact that I was kicked out and now I have to listen for the commercial to play on the radio. I have learned to adapt though, so now in addition to the sprite cranberry commercial, I also jerk to the amazon can you feel it commercial.