Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Mother: Why are you home from school so early?
Son: I was the only one in the class who could answer a question.
Mother: Oh, really? What was the question?
Son: Who threw the rubber at the headmaster?
ㅤ* If you were any slower, you'd be going in reverse.
ㅤ* Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck...

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