Only a mediocre person is always at his best.
-- Laurence Peter
🤠
I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And
-- and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey
myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises -- you got it?

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror II
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Of course, this being Perl, we could always take both approaches. :-)
-- Larry Wall in <199709021744.KAA12428@wall.org>
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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
-- Dumas
🤥
My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my
life there.
😘
- "The other humans around it are trying to explain to it what a planet is."
- "Doesn't it know?"
- "Many humans don't. Mistervicepresident is one of them."
(Wings)
😗
[repeated line]
James Woods: Oooh, a piece of candy.
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