I sexually identify as a Pepega Blanket. Ever since I was a boy I've dreamed of being below average intelligence and being wrapped in a comforter. People tell me that my dream is retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. PepegaBlanket

Happy Birthday you filthy animal

Thanos agrees to undo everything he’s done if the avengers beat him in a penis measuring contest, but none of the avengers even come close, even the Hulk is shorter than a thanos by a noticeable amount, and their girth isn’t even comparable. At the last moment, Captain Marvel pulls down her pants and unleashes the phattest hawg the universe has ever seen. Shamed by her immense size, Thanos undoes all that he’s done, and commits sudoku, he is buried in an unmarked grave in area 51.

+rep pro player

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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