"This is Lord Mountjoy Quickfang Winterforth IV, the hottest dragon in the
city. It could burn your head clean off."
-- Captain Vimes addresses a band of rioters
(Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!)
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I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today.
-- William Allen White
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Did you know ...

That no-one ever reads these things?
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Dhblah sidled closer. This was not hard. Dhblah sidled everywhere. *Crabs*
thought he walked sideways.
(Small Gods)
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I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when he came to town,
we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.
-- Jack Handley
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He felt that the darkness was full of unimaginable horrors - and the trouble with unimaginable horrors was that they were only too easy to imagine...
(The Light Fantastic)
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Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
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nb啊，弟弟