Family kidnapped by ninjas. Need steam funds for karate lessons.
(Update: I'm too lazy to change this stale meme, so stop roasting it, it lowers my self esteem).
(Update x2: I'm still too lazy to get rid of this expired meme, even though it doesn't match my profile anymore.
I've finally come to except the roasts as a part of my day to day, and can't even imagine life without them now. I think I'm in an abusive cycle.
Maybe I need steam funds for therapy).