I’ve been watching you play... Every game, every move, it’s all been so... interesting. I wonder how long before you notice the shadow in your room. Don’t worry, I’ll be right here when you do. Tick-tock, tick-tock

I collect my fingernail clippings in labelled jars by moon phase. Anyway, your gaming skills sound pretty fantastic, though I bet you've never tasted the specific flavour of defeat that comes at 3 AM when your neighbours are watching you through the curtains.

Your adventures beyond gaming intrigue me! I once followed a stranger for three kilometres because their backpack reminded me of a rare Pokémon. Sometimes I whisper to my houseplants about you.

The digital realm trembles at your approach! I've memorised the serial numbers of every appliance I've ever owned. Keen to hear what extraordinary quests you'll tackle next while the rest of us organise our sock drawers by thickness and emotional attachment.

Game on, but remember - the void stares back when you microwave fish in shared spaces!

mate?

-rep thought i said gif instead of gift

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Dear Streamer, please forgive my fever and the coughing of my lungs. Ever since I first entered stream I fell for the way you entertained and captivated the chat. I adored the way you practiced social distancing, responsibly purchased toilet paper, and wore a mask at all times. It is so contagious! Everything that I have witnessed has made my body ache for your pathogens. As your simping loyal petri dish, will you be my Quaran-TINE?