TexDangerDick
Sherman, Texas, United States
 
 
He said I should invest in condominiums, but the thing is I never use them.
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Zoinks 11 Dec, 2023 @ 5:44pm 
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Burger King foot lettuce. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also The 4channer's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Burger King foot lettuce truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in The 4channer's existencial catchphrase "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads.
Zoinks 15 Apr, 2023 @ 1:28pm 
Ben Shapiro Attempts to Sing All Star :

Now, lets say, hypothetically, that somebody once told me that the world would proceed to roll me, and made the claim that I was not, the smartest tool in the shed. Which would lead us to look at the facts and see that she was looking kind of dumb, due to the fact that she had placed her finger and her thumb, in the shape of the letter L, located on her forehead.

This would mean that the years would start coming, and logically wont stop coming, that I was, hypothetically, fed to the rules, which would proceed with me hitting the ground running. Which didn’t make sense, to live for fun, in a way that your brain gets smart, yet your head gets dumb, seeing as there’s so much to do, and so much to see, so now I must pose the question, what is wrong with taking the backseat? This is due to the fact that you’ll never know if you don’t go, nor you will shine if you don’t glow.
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