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ㅤ* Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
ㅤ* Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
ㅤ* An old man takes his two grandchildren to see the new Scooby-Doo film. When he returns home, his wife asks if he enjoyed himself.
"Well", he starts, "if it wasn't for those pesky kids...!"
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